A collection of classes for what would be the world's worst RPG, if ever it was produced. Established on the Facebook GOMEZ back on March 25, 2018, this thread has been updated throughout the years, including helpful illustrations provided mostly by Aaron in 2023 with the dawn of GomezBot. The full history of it is below.
Josh - 2018-03-25
The world's dumbest RPG, featuring:
The Feral Mage: A man particularly talented in magic who also has rabies.
The Naked Mage: Identical to the Feral Mage but cannot wear clothes.
The Wererock: Transforms into rocks during a full moon. Avoid being mined and turned into structures.
The Druid: A 1960's hippy who can transform into seagulls (plural), shrimp, and seaweed.
The Wakefielder: A doctor who has a 51% chance to heal and a 49% to cause massive damage with his heals. Every time he heals, he adds an anti-vaccinated debuff to his target, and if he heals a third time in a row, a horrible contageous disease spreads to everyone with the debuff.
Josh 2018-03-25
Then you have the Teleport Wizard, who can teleport you anywhere in the universe but has absolutely no control over where and all possibilities are equally likely.
He can upgrade into the Sphere Wizard, who can teleport you anywhere within a 100 foot sphere. Unfortunately, this can include walls and 100 feet off the ground where you will shortly plummet to your death.